HybridPotato

Well, I guess its been a couple days since I've written an entry. I suppose I could lay down a few lines. I'm dedicating this entry to Ms. Sassaman.....most likely the only person who will read this. (Btw your book is zipped and read to be e-mailed. I need your address)

Exciting Things that have happened

 For spring break I went snowboarding. It was amazing. I decided I have enough skills to enter the olympics for the next 84 years.

My sister fell out of a tree and broke herself. No

Someone got arrested in my front yard yesterday. It was intense. There was everything, guns, handcuffs, police brutality. I'm glad I wasn't that half homeless man.

I finished my homework ahead of time. Plus it looks pretty sweet.

Well, I could come up with something cleaver to write...give me a second....

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Got it!.....

So as you are (or should be if you know whats good for you) are aware, I shall perform in the circus in a couple weeks. I am the headlining star. My balancing team is amazing and they decided that we should be the main act. Me and my fellow balancers will perform to an astounded audience.

To prepare for this majestical moment, I have been practicing handstands at home. They are going slightly well, with one exception. A dog performed is bathroom activities right where I practice. This wasn't my dog. It wasn't my roommates dog. It was my roommates friends dog who came over to visist while my roommates friend went out of town.

 Seeing that this isn't in any way my responsibility to clean up, I refuse to do it. If you want to live in a house where there's dog pee on the floor, whatever. I'll just hang out in my room.

 That turned out to be a dangerous thing to say

 I decided to do my "trick" somewhere else and ripped my leg clean from my body. It hurt a bit, but since I'm so tough I didn't cry. What I did though, was this.

I called my roommates friend and said, "Hey, how bout bringing your adorable dog over to come play"

He said "sure".

He came over and I picked up my leg and swung it at the back of his head. He collapsed. Then, since I didn't need to hit anyone else with my leg, I sewed it back on using a fork and dental floss (because I'm so tough). Then I cut out the peice of the carpet that the dog peed on and strapped it to the dogs back. I sent the dog to the moon (don't worry dog lovers - later it came down in a hot air balloon, eating a coocoon with his friend the raccoon.) The friend I put back into the car. (he later woke up wondering why his head hurt and what his dog was doing eating a caccoonn with a raccoon).

And thats how I got even.

 And I'm not to sure if that was a understandable stream of content

And I think I better get back to my CAD project.